It surely has to be a cause for celebration that in 2007 we can have a week with new single releases from Brand New Heavies, Cliff Richard, Simply Red, Celine Dion and Elvis Presley.
And whislt we're here, how the hell can Simply Red "split up"?
Anwyay, onto the serious stuff.
Ladytron's Destroy Everything You Touch gets a pointless re-release this week, but my god it is a killer track.
It's better than New Young Pony Club's Get Lucky, but that's a bloody good tune too.
Other good ones this week are Gilt Complex by Sons & Daughters, Terra Firma by The Young Knives and Handle Me by Robyn (no matter how the fact that the likes of Edith Bowman are banging on about Robyn as if she's some totally new artist that no one had heard of prior to With Every Heartbeat annoys me).
Not very good this week are You And Me by One Night Only, We Used To Vacation by Cold War Kids and The Night Sky by Keane.
Absolutely terrible, of course, is the new Westlife one. But did anyone really expect anything else?